We have a new pet! His name is Rascal and he is a gator that lives in the pond right behind our condo. . . He likes to swim towards us when Jamie calls and enjoys fetching golf balls we hit in the water from our backyard.
Rascal also likes to eat leftover chicken, chinese food, and my dirty left socks. I assume he likes the left socks because I only get my right ones back from the laundry...
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How does that not scare the crap out of you??
Rascal also likes to eat leftover chicken, chinese food, and my dirty left socks. I assume he likes the left socks because I only get my right ones back from the laundry...
Have you not seen the signs that say (in bold letters) "DO NOT FEED THE ALLIGATORS"??!!
Duh I don't feed him. . . I don't want him to attack my leg when he becomes dependent on me for food and I don't provide!
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